Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Just Another Geography Fail !!

Dear CNN/Americans,

Since it's about Gaddafi, it means Tripoli in Libya. Libya is in North Africa, near Tunisia and Egypt. So definitely NOT in Lebanon. Enough said.

Seriously !!!




P.S. Photo from Facebook, not sure if it's for real though but as funny as hell.. :p


 

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Some Proverbs to live by...

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them come up with the rest. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
☻ Better to be safe than .......... punch a 5th grader.

☻ There is no fool like .......... Aunt Edie.

☻ Don't change horses .......... until they stop running.

☻ Strike while the .......... bug is close.

☻ It's always darkest before .......... Daylight Saving Time.

☻ Never underestimate the power of .......... termites.

☻ You can lead a horse to water but .......... How?

☻ Don't bite the hand that .......... looks dirty.

☻ No news is .......... impossible.

☻ A miss is as good as a .......... Mr.

☻ You can't teach an old dog new .......... Math.

☻ If you lie down with dogs, you'll .......... stink in the morning.

☻ Love all, trust .......... Me.

☻ The pen is mightier than the .......... pigs.

☻ An idle mind is .......... the best way to relax.

☻ Where there's smoke there's .......... pollution.

☻ Happy the bride who .......... gets all the presents.

☻ A penny saved is .......... not much.

☻ Two's company, three's .......... the Musketeers.

☻ Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

☻ Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and .......... You have to blow your nose.

☻ There are none so blind as .......... Stevie Wonder/Helen Keller.

☻ Children should be seen and not .......... spanked or grounded.

☻ If at first you don't succeed .......... get new batteries.

☻ You get out of something only what you .......... See in the picture on the box.

☻ When the blind lead the blind .......... get out of the way.

☻ A bird in the hand .......... is going to poop on you.
And the WINNER and last one!
☻ Better late than .......... Pregnant !!


P.S. You know you're getting old when these jokes all seem familiar. Tongue out


Monday, August 15, 2011

Eshekjenj

And sometimes I wonder WTH is the man on the other line talking about...
I-man:  I'm from Eshekjenj, Blahblah pls
Moi:  I'm sorry, you're from where?
I-man:  Eshekjenj!
Moi:  Could you repeat it pls?
I-man *talking so fast*: ESHEKJENJ! ESHEKJENJ!
Moi *feeling stupid*: Could you say it slowly pls.
I-man *irritated*:  Eh-She-Ehk-Jenj
Moi:  Ahh.. Asia Exchange !!!!!!!!!

OMG!
Some random days..

I-man2: Hello blahblahblah
Moi:  May I know who's on the line?
I-man2: Yeah, okay.
Moi: Huh?!?

I-man3: Good morning blahblahblah
Moi: May I know who's on the line?
I-man3: Okay, thanks.
Moi: Huh?!?

I-man4: Hi! blahblahblah
Moi: May I know who's on the line?
I-man4: Sure.
Moi: Huh?!?

I guess it IS me, not them. LOL.

HELLO! HOW MAY I HELP YOU?! :)

Monday, August 8, 2011

Where is Khaled?

Do you remember the announced protest date (March 11) in Saudi and no one showed? 

Reporters and police were on the "scene" till one brave guy came to the reporters and spoke out... watch what happened.
Khaled, father of four children and a teacher, has been missing since he made this interview with foreign journalists on March 11th in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.

Another clip (in Arabic):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMAYz9PvyOs

Updates about Khaled on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/whereiskhaled

Please "Like" the page about him on Facebook at:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Where-is-Khaled-

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Some Indians are ridiculous..

Sorry for the special mention of that particular nationality, I can't help but share this story because I've been dealing/talking to Indians 6 days a week. My bug (the one who bit me) is labeling me a racist lately for laughing at other people. I know it's not good to laugh at other's expense so excuse for those who may find this as offensive.

You see, for the past few days, I've been staying inside the office during lunch break because of the muggy weather. So the other day, while "lunchbreaking" in the office I received a call from some random Indian man.
Him (in a very ass-y way): Can I talk to Rajesh, the MD?
Me: I'm afraid he's not in the office sir.
Him:  How about (connecting me to) the accounts (department)?
Me: Sorry but they (accountants) are out for lunch sir.
Him: How about Joe (my former boss)?
Me: He's no longer connected with the company sir.
Him: Who replaces him?
Me: No one sir.
Him: Okay, connect me to no one.
***Dead air. Me contemplating if he is just being funny or sarcastic.***
Me: I'm sorry sir?
Him (in irritating voice): Connect me to no one. Connect me to him!
***Me chuckles***
Me: Sir, what I mean is no one as in NOBODY replaces him!!!
Him (silent for a while then said their infamous line): Okay, bye. 
***disconnected***
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


P.S. Don't worry guys. Indians in my office are laughing at me too. They are imitating how I say their names and some Hindi phrases, LOL