Exhibit A: rice or rude instead of ride
him: There is an Asian girl at the bus station eating lol. Shall I offer her a rice?him: Rudehim: Ridehim: Lol, rice lolme: lolhim: That's racism not riceismme: hahahaha
Exhibit B: glands instead of halves; amble instead of and
him: I feel like been cut into two glandshim: Lol halves! What glands? Lolhim: Amblehim: Andme: hahahahahame: switch your dictionary off!him: No! It helps but sometimes it's a racist.me: helps for giving rice? lolhim: lol
Exhibit C: joking instead of showing
him: I like this dog display pic. Is it joking?him: Grr is it showing?me: lol, yeah, it's joking. haha
Exhibit D: iredell instead of tired
him: I'm too iredellme: too what?him: Tired. Iredell is that a word?me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Nevertheless, I still want to have a red iPhone4.
Eherm, eherm, paging the bug, *cough**cough*. Haha.
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