Saturday, October 9, 2010

MEN – A Very Complicated Case

She could not figure out what the heck he really wants. If she says or does 'this', he gets upset. If she says/does the opposite, he still gets upset.

him:  i need to leave home or i will suffocate here.. seriously.. spent too much time...
her:  go out
him:  coming with me?
her:  yeah

(after 10 minutes of blabbing)
him:  i'm hungry 
her:  go out 

(another 10 minutes of blabbing)
him:  okay, i'm going out now for real 
her:  go go go

(after 15minutes of blabbing again)
her:  i thought you're going out 
him:  geting rid of me? 
her:  not really
him:  ok, me off
at wits' end 

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men."